Dear Fay, Theo and Sophie
I am going to be away for a little while. I want you to be extra good and help Mum and Monika as much as possible. When you decorate the Christmas tree why not put it in the front window so that everybody can see it.
Lots of love
Dad
Dear Dad – it’s alright – it’s just a consequence of the breakdown of patriarchal hierarchies in Western society. Don’t worry. Soph.
Dear Dad, Can you just make sure we don’t get Maureen the Guinea Pig to look after. Mrs Willoughby passes her on to anyone whose parents might be getting divorced. It’s supposed to ‘help them through a difficult time’. It’s not a nice guinea pig, she farts. Fay
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