Bella
Bella and Tom is late doing important working and I am cooking the Turkey Twizzlers for us all (I now know how to cook my first English dish) and the broccoli. Theo say he only allowed to eat vegetables if he watch American Wrestling on TV. I say maybe later if he does homework. We watches Hollyoaks programme altogether. It is about blonde teenagers who is doing the crying every episode. Fay ask if we have programmes like this in Estonia. I tell her we might have fall of Communism but we not ready for moody girls in quarter of a dress who has crisis because they not blonde enough.
When it is time for homework Theo tell me he has already made his Bob the Builder biscuits for Life Skills, so he can watch TV. Fay say she has to write about something that interest her, except that nothing does. I cross and tell her she has plenty opportunities and because we cannot think of nothing else she writes on Estonian needlework. I ask Theo about his friend Josh and their au-pair. He say Sven is nice man who let them play Ninja fighters on his back. I not ask six year-old if he has regular girlfriend who is over five-foot and look like Paris Hilton.
Is then I remember Sophie upstairs (where she eat vegetarian food). What if bedroom door has closed itself? What if she and boyfriend has already run away to go to Glastonbury Festival like Bella says they must never do? Is funny smell outside room like you have been in a church too long. Is funny sound too like you has plaster over mouth and cannot do the proper talking. Is so dark in her room and only light is purple lamp called larva. They are sitting on floor making the OMMMMMMMMMMM noise.
‘We’re doing transcendental meditation to re-unite ourselves with the Mother Goddess,’ whispers Sophie and ask me to join them.
She introduce me to her boyfriend. She say his name is Shiva Eric and he is seventeen.
‘Eric thinks a lot of the world’s problems come from the fact that we don’t know ourselves,’ she say.
Eric is ommming loudly so good chance he knows himself very well.
‘He’s just started life-coaching and we’re both hoping for some very big things.’
She give me card.
Is now I see Eric better and I know I see him before. He serve me sliced bread in supermarket and is wearing hair net, I tell Sophie.
‘Unfortunately he still has to work in Tesco for the time being. He sees the malaise of advanced western capitalism every day as an assistant master baker.’
I is sympathising.
Shiva Eric – Transformational Change Through Interactive Analysis
· Insomnia, Acne, Depression, PMT, Menopause
· Spiritual awakening
· Dead pets
· Channelling
· Relationship problems
· Christmas stress
‘The train at the end of the tunnel is only a rainbow coming’ –
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