Monday, January 21, 2008

Hallo. This is not a sales call.



Message 1: 12.57pm

Hallo. This is not a sales call. Have you ever wondered why you’re not using your patio in January? Is it because you think it’s too cold? But it needn’t be! Not with PowerMate stylish and smart patio heaters that bring you instant heat at the flick of a switch. Just imagine those Sunday mornings from now on sitting outside with a coffee and croissant reading your newspaper. And remember that just by replying to this message you could be the lucky winner of a luxurious out of season cruise break to the Faeroe Islands. Thank you, er, Tom.

Message 2: 14.45pm

Hallo, Tom again. Do you think you could return the previous call, please.

Message 3: 15.08pm

Please phone back. I need to sell something today.

Message 4: 17.46pm

Don’t bother. I’ve been sacked.

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